February 2012
Anonymous asked: I just need to vent. So I picked your ask box. I am madly falling for this guy, and he doesnt even realize. I hate it, because I cant tell him, because I know he will judge me. His friends scare me. All my friends that seemed like they were always there for me, aren't. Now, I cant focus. And it seems like life it taking a turn for the worst, but somehow it all feel like this was always...
Anonymous asked: ugh are you really gay?
Anonymous asked: lamps rnt people u fuckin idiot
2much2say:
jonwithabullet:
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Anonymous asked: My vagina smells like your hair
Anonymous asked: that little flippy part of your hair is fucking cute
If you woke up one day and someone was giving you oral sex, would you stop them or let them finish?
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
you cant really appreciate how bad ass cars can be until you start driving
men are seriously just so hot
how can you be straight
or a lesbian
you are doing it wrong
hipsterhispanics asked: also everytime i come to your page i scream I'M SQUIDWARD YOU'RE SQUIDWARD WE'RE ALL SQUIDWARD really loud and my mom gets mad
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What do you have a deer with no eyes? I have no i-deer
Me: Hey I think I look pretty good right now
*opens up webcam to take a picture*
Me: Wow... nevermind
barbarracuda:
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
Anonymous asked: how often do you smoke
THIS IS MY JAM
thats cookie-oreo-brownie madness i just reblogged is seriously one of the most beautiful things ive ever seen
hmuifyoureblack:
Well a very very heava eh heavy bertation tonight we had a very deriso derison bite lets go heﺱﺲ ﺳ ﺴ ﺵﺶ ﺷ ﺸﺹ 這是這麼有趣的耶穌克里斯特
WatchWHAT
Watchkburgerrrrrr:
THIS STARTLED THE FUCK OUT OF ME I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE ANDI THINK IM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK JESUS CHIRST
OH MY GOD
c0yle:
Instead of 420 we should all smoke at 8:40 and get twice as high!!! lol yeah bob marley legalize it please
